Narnia is pretty much failing at being secret these days.
^ this link? you should click it.
Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3
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The Eagleman Stag / 2011 BAFTA award winning stop-motion animation by Mikey Please
“This is one of the most incredible animations I have ever seen. Mikey Please sent me over a link to his latest film The Eagleman Stag and it is a masterpiece. What you are about to see is not a computer animation, it’s a stop-motion animation using thousands of handmade foam models.
Peek behind the scenes, here.”
If you repeat the word ‘fly’ for long enough it sounds like you’re saying ‘life’. This is of no help to Peter. His answers lie in the brain of a beetle.
The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.
Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.
Esther Williams
Honestly, there isn’t a feasible translation for this.
“
AAAAAAAAAAGHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
JESUS CHRIST THEY’RE EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHH WHO ORDERED THIS
AAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH THEY’RE IN MY HAIR THEY’RE IN MY HAIR
FOR GOD’S SAKE THEY’RE ALL OVER EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OFF MY BREAD YOU BASTARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GOD MARGARET OPEN THE DAMN DOOR OPEN THE DAMN DOOR GET THEM OUT OF HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE’S THE BUG SPRAY
SPARKY STOP TRYING TO EAT THEM JUST GO, GO, GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR HOUSE IS RUINED
AUGH ONE JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE ZERO STARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
” Ubik, Amazon review for Orcon LB-C9000 Live Ladybugs, 9,000 Count◉‿◉
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Oh, oh… This is nice.
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oh, oh! Hellow!
My computer is dead. It’s memory is corrupted (Even after a factory reset :|), and I’m using my family’s computer to listen to some music for the first time in a week, so that I don’t die.
I want to talk to you soon as well! And answer your brilliant letter!
Ah. I miss you, and Kaela. And the sun…


